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Friday, 1 November 2013

Wildfowl and Misadventure


One warm summer’s day I decided to have a seat on the grass in one of the outdoor pens, with my back against the low wall. The sun was shining warmly down, and I was waiting for the hose to fill the small depression. The sharp winged teal in the pen took the opportunity to use me as a shade and a resting place. Four of them climbed in behind my back, against the wall. While one brave little soul decided I looked like a comfortable seat and climbed onto my legs, looked me in the eye, rested its head on its back and went to sleep. Just my luck; as I was sitting there improving duck to human relations the boss walked around with an entourage in tow. I didn’t even try to explain – I think the visitors were too engrossed by my small charges to conclude that I was being lazy.


I did have the occasional misadventure however; like the time I nearly blew up the Hawaiian Geese. There were only about 500 of them in the wild at the time. While washing out their living quarters I accidentally splashed a heat lamp that exploded, showering them with glass. A very swift grab for the birds and their transference to another pen fortunately avoided any injury, but that did take me some time to live down

Things progressed naturally from there – I started joining in with the feeding of the birds and some of the on-site maintenance. One day it just occurred to me that this could be the job for me. I’ve always loved wildlife and the countryside – what could be more natural? Of course I got the usual lectures about jobs like this: there’s too much competition and it’s impossible to get into. Well, paying no heed to the naysayers, I enrolled myself on a National Diploma course in Countryside Management at Northumberland College.

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